Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Anticipation

Oh where, oh where, is that white car going? To get our baby brother!

What should we do to keep busy while we're waiting? Take Grandpa on a hike.

It needs to include many stops to rest.

And a flooded area to be carried through because of all the rain we've had.


And finish with a few stories by Grandpa.



Reshaping History

What should one think of the recently passed Health Care bill? At first, it was hard to tell. The politicos making the talk show rounds seemed unaware of certain key points, so how was I - an ordinary citizen - expected to form an educated opinion?

There were certain indicators which bothered me ...

The giddy celebrations by the Democratic Party (and their surprise that such happiness is not universally shared) are a real red flag. Nancy Pelosi quipped that the bill "was not what the people wanted, but what they need". We seem to have the making of a ruling class which will be unhappy until we are all wards of the state.

Also, I wonder how we will afford this. America is deep in debt and rapidly losing its' pre-eminence as a producer-nation. If I borrowed to buy a car with payments beyond my means, it matters not whether the car is a classic or a clunker; it only matters that it'll be my ruin.

Obama's rhetoric about stamping out inequality and righting the wrongs of the Reagan era are offensive to me. "Inequality" is natural in a free state in which talent levels and ambitions differ. The diversity of America is what makes it desirable as the land of opportunity, and the home of the rugged individualist. Strong people don't need a government which positions itself as "The Provider of Gifts".

Reagan's philosophy celebrated this spirit of individual liberty with startling results which should provide a blueprint for us today. He reduced governmental oversight by allowing people to keep more of their earnings. During the "era of Reagan", government revenues doubled, inflation was cut in half, 35 million jobs were created, the nation was at peace, and confidence was high.

But these were all opinions and nothing else. The true grade for the bill was rendered in stark fashion last Friday. That's when my company announced a write-off of $1B to cover the increased costs expected from unfavorable tax provisions within the Health Care Bill, and hinted at coming reductions in benefits for employees and retirees.

$1 trillion dollars in increased taxes and what do we have to show for it? Worse health care coverage than before.

When are the next elections?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Change You Can Believe In

Change happens so gradually we seldom notice it, but if we could take intermittent checkpoints in life, we’d see how dramatic it can be. Each day seems much like the last to me, but when I look back over at my 50+ years, the changes in the world have been shocking.

The houses of my youth were small and simple, lacking the “basics” – carpet, garages, dishwashers, fireplaces, central air - expected of the modern American starter home.

Cars are much more reliable now. I recall choking and cranking an engine to coax it to start, and letting it "warm up". Achieving 100,000 miles signaled the end of the car’s life. Now, cars are so reliable, their engine compartment is often sealed! Unforunately, when repairs are needed, they cost a fortune.


One mega-contract of a modern baseball player would have funded the entire institution of baseball of the 60s.

The technology which existed when I was a kid consisted of transistor radios, rotary-dial phones, and black-and-white TV sets (which pulled in 3-4 channels). The programming was squeaky clean.

Vacation usually meant visiting friends or relatives, or sometimes, camping (and always via car). I don’t recall venturing more than a few hundred miles from home. Now, I have about 2 million air miles logged, and usually visit one or the other coast every month or two.

If we suppose that change is more or less constant, it’s fascinating to think what type of world we’ll inhabit in the coming decades. One point of reference remains constant – God - He is “the same yesterday and today and forever”.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Trip to the Natural History Museum

Before we headed out for our days activities, Catherine had to put in some time working. She was afraid her computer was going to crash so she called Mary over to join her in some prayer.

Then the girls had to prepare their outfits. You can't go out in public without all of the proper accessories.

We saw Fredbird.

Catherine at the aquariums. Mary was a little afraid to get too close.


The jellyfish were fun to see.

It's a small museum, but it had plenty for the girls to do. We hiked one of their shorter trails and are hoping the weather cooperates this week so we can do a longer one.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fun times

Here are a few highlights from my trip so far.
Peanut butter face.
High fashion for teeth brushing.

Catherine was determined that Mary would accept her hugs!



We made rainbow cupcakes.


The bearded ladies!





Friday, March 26, 2010

One Shining Moment

By virtue of picking NCAA basketball underdogs Xavier, Cornell, Murray State, and Northern Iowa (and NOT having Kansas as my prediction for champion), I find myself in temporary leadership within the tournament pool.

Knowing how these things tend to reverse themselves and next week could result in the opposite results, I choose to celebrate now.

To mark my shaky and brief pinnacle of success, I offer you One Shining Moment:

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sitting on a rock

A recent trip to the Cape Cod Natural History Museum included a walk through the marsh.





The Show

Catherine and Mary put on a show for us. I thought we'd get a little singing, but this was singing AND violin playing - at the same time! They were very composed through the whole thing. They acted like they had played before packed audiences their whole lives! Enjoy!


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Los Angeles Marathon

This year's LA marathon, run last weekend, featured a "run to the ocean" course, cruised by several famous Hollywood icons, and boasted an enlarged field of 25,000 running enthusiasts. Tommy was one of them.

The day (Tommy's 25th birthday and the 25th running of the LA event) began early amidst the thick fog of Marina del Rey. On the drive to drop off Tommy and Stick at Dodger Stadium - the starting line - we encountered a traffic jam at 5 AM on a Sunday morning. I'd like to say such inconveniences are rare in LA, but that would be untrue. However, the dropoff was executed successfully with time to spare.

The race was also a success, but without some pain (as one can imagine from traveling 26 miles on your feet in the same time it takes to sit on the couch and watch a football game!).

Jena, Chris, and I first viewed Tommy in Brentwood about 21 miles into the race. At the time, he was on pace to complete the run in 2 hours and 51 minutes, but he seemed to be flagging. Sure enough, leg cramps were beginning to plague him, and his feet were blistering.

He gutted out the remaining miles, however, to finish with a personal best of 2:56. This was good for 88th in a field of 25,000. Congratulations, Tommy!

Now for the pictures ...

These are from the official pre-race meal on Friday with the Elkins and Chris/Sunny:







And from the race itself, here's the start at Dodger Stadium (Tom's not in the picture as far as I know):





Tom at the 21-mile point:






In the home stretch:




Getting a post-race massage:



All over! ...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

How I love Jesus

Mary and Catherine each took a turn singing "Oh, How I love Jesus". I thought they did pretty good.


Monday, March 22, 2010

Cockadoodle Doo

Mary was glad to show off one of her newly acquired skills.


What's On Your Phone?

In cleaning up the photos stored on my phone the other day, it hit me that these files represented a sort of historical log.

If the only surviving records from my life consisted of this small set of grainy pictures, what story would they suggest?

Due to technical difficulties, a large number of my photos could not be transferred here. They consisted of hiking with sons Chris and Mike, another hike with Vince Beckmann and Mike Taylor, with Tom and Jena at Fenway Park, at Pauley Pavilion to watch a UCLA basketball game with Tommy, riding the subway with the grand-girls, enjoying a number of activities with Kim, and other memories.

A few pictures transferred fine.

At Mount Whitney with Chris (it's the rain-drenched hulk in the background) ...


Backwoods beauty in Missouri ...

Sleeping under the stars ...

Taking in a baseball game in St. Louis ...

Frankly, if a future historian judged my life solely on what's in my phone, they would enjoy a glimpse into a happy life.

Friday, March 19, 2010

A Weekend with Nothing to Do

We have been extremely busy of late, and a normal at-home weekend has been rare. It finally occurred last weekend ... a Saturday/Sunday with "nothing to do".

What does "nothing" look like? Well, I ...

... started with reading the paper and drinking coffee ...


... fertilized the yard ...


... built more shelving in the basement to put Kim's stuff (can you say "Rosebud"?) ...


... got a haircut ...

... built Kim a raised container for her garden ...


... got the car inspected, and put on new plates ...

... went to church ...

... scaled this ladder to take the battle to Mr. Squirrel ...

... watched basketball (Big 10, Big 12, Pac-10, SEC, ACC) ...

... charged the Jetski batteries ...

... attended a Wii party (that's Mii below) ...


... booked a flight to visit baby Michael (and family) ...

... and wrote this blog!


That's a lot of "nothing"! Don't feel sorry for me ... it was a great weekend!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Abbott and Costello


If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:


COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.


ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.


ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.


COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?


ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.


COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?


ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?


ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.


COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.


COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!


(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on 'START'..... ........ >

2012, the Movie

Last week, I viewed the critically panned movie, 2012, starring John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Woody Harrelson, and Danny Glover. The movie gains a rare thumbs-up and thumbs-down at the same time. It was the same feeling one gets when watching the Poseiden Adventure, i.e. it's a watchable bad movie.

Why a thumbs-up? Because the visual effects were great and the characters were interesting. In the poster to the right, that's LA sliding into the ocean. Sorry about that.

Why a thumbs-down? Because it was excruiatingly long and became tedious watching about half-way through. It must be challenging to write a satisfying ending to the apocalypse! I fast-forwarded through parts of the second-half, so the "thumbs-down" part overwhelmed the "thumbs-up" part in the end.

It was so long, it seemed like 2012 had actually arrived by the time the credits rolled.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Scapegoat

People desperate for success frequently throw others under the bus. They desperately seek a scapegoat to further ideas which havd little merit on their own.

The line of reasoning in the health care debate goes something like this: the insurance companies are greedy, so the health care industry would be better off if it were managed by the federal government.

This seems shaky to me, so I decided to check the facts. Are insurance companies really profiteering on the backs of the American health care consumer?

Let's use Google as the benchmark. Why? Because the administration loves Google, and continually offers it as a paragon of American industry. In 2009, Google's profit margin was 28%.

How do the profit margins of the top 3 insurance companies in the Fortune 500 compare to this benchmark?

In 2009, MetLife (#39 in the Fortune 500) posted a profit margin of negative 5%. Prudential's (#84) profit margin was 9%, and AFLAC's (#152) was 8%.

Insurance companies aren't perfect, and health care costs are definitely a national concern, but the "greedy insurance companies are the problem" claim is patently false. They simply aren't profiteering at our expense.

Friday, March 12, 2010

More Wedding Photos - Steve's Picks

I've pulled out three photos for your consideration.

First, the guys ...



Next, the lovely girls ...



Finally, the happy couple ...