I was out walking with my Granddaughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why' my Granddaughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my Granddaughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to her, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! she beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".
'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
3 comments:
Is this a true story?
My grandkids are smart enough for this to be a real story, but alas it is not.
You knew it wasn't. Way too ridiculous.
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