Read This in the Bathroom

When it comes to public restrooms, men’s facilities rank below third world standards while women’s are so palatial as to be legendary. We men (sometimes referenced as the “stronger sex”, but clearly the dumber one) are ingrained to expect this shabby treatment. I recently double-checked the label on a bathroom I visited because it happened to be clean, bright, and boasted flowers in a vase. Shocking.


The typical public restroom for men:




The typical women’s facility:




When laws against sexual discrimination were strengthened, the lady Congressmen must have inserted exemptions for public bathrooms.