Friday, April 30, 2010

Party of No

The dumbing down of politics via sloganeering has become an American institution. The latest version is "the party of no", a label now being applied to one political party as if the proper answer to every question is "yes".

I submit that it's OK to answer "no" to many questions:

- Are you want the extended warranty?

- This glass of milk has set out all night ... do you want it?

- Should we allow babies to be "terminated"?

- We're deep in debt ... should we approve this expensive new program?

Give me some folks who can say "no" when that's the right answer!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

This and That

We went with Karen and Vince hiking this past weekend. We didn't really get to hike much, due to the rain, but we tried! We were headed to Powder Valley, but it's closed on Sundays (what's with that?) So, we ended up at the Wild Bird Sanctuary. We found a rare Dodo Bird on the premises.

They had several eagles that they are rehabilitating.

I made an unexpected trip out to LA on Monday evening. Here I encountered a bird of a different kind.


I thought about checking into one of these houseboats, but found some better accommodations.


Tommy & Jena were offering a bed, tv, water view and transportation.


They also threw in a dog in case I got lonely. She sleeps right next to me every night!



What more could you ask for?

Windows 7 Was My Idea

When we switched to Windows Vista a couple of years ago, it was a horrible, terrible, very-bad experience. We ended up buying new printers just to get the thing to work.

At the time, the following thought definitely entered my mind: "What the world needs is a version of Vista that installs easier, works faster, and is less annoying."

With Windows 7, I got my wish. It seems to be a version of Vista which installs smoothly (absolutely painless with no loss in any data or settings!), runs faster, and doesn't continully ask you annoying questions. It even has several new gadgets and features, though nothing revolutionary.

So, I can truly tell you "Windows 7 was my idea". Really.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Not So Empty

Kim and I have been empty-nesters for a few years now, and the house is slowly losing all signs of having once hosted a growing brood of energetic young men. So I went searching for evidence that the place had once been the address for three boys named Chris, Mike, and Tommy.

There's the venerable basketball hoop, site of innumerable games of "21":


I found this odd-shaped hole in the garage driveway, the result of someone practicing their slap shot:


My workshop still boasts an area in which the boys constantly checked their heights (the marls and dates still visible):


There are baseball card collections tucked away in several places ...


... and toys resting in the basement:


Sports equipment can be found in several spots ...


... and remnants of past victories still grace some rooms.


It seems the sounds of a family can echo throughout a home for years.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Iron Man 2

In another display of my lack of cultural maturity, let it be said that I can't wait for the release of Iron Man 2!

Escapism via entertainment is not always a bad thing, and Iron Man delivers the goods in this area. While not a particularly strong fan of Robert Downey Jr., his irreverence is perfect to portray a comic book hero.

Besides, the movie already has the perfect theme song.

It opens May 7.

Be there.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tax Day

Mid-April is not only the deadline to submit your tax paperwork to the IRS, it represents the point in the year in which the average American has to work year-to-date to satisfy their tax obligations.

I emphasize the word "average", because the terminology obscures some facts. 47% of the populace either pays no tax or actually receives payments during tax season (not rebates, but a payment). That means there are a lot of people who work long past April to pay their taxes. Democrats refer to tax-payers as "the wealthy".

By the way, growing these giveaways does not constitute a "tax cut" as it simply requires heavier obligations from those who actually pay. What the administrations calls "cuts" are simply accelerated redistributions.

What's wrong with that?

Well, to some degree, nothing. But it has a logical limit, and it seems our politicians are going to the well too much. How do I know? Jobs.

The "wealthy" are largely business-owners and job-creators. When the government becomes too big of a pig at their trough, these business-owners find more favorable environments and ways of structuring their business. That's why it's possible for the stock market to rise while job opportunities shrink.

The early liberals such as Thomas Jefferson and George Mason firmly believed that people should tell the government how to spend its' budget. The modern liberals - radicals, actually - feel government should tell people how to spend their dollars.

Monday, April 19, 2010

NFL Draft

With much forethought and wisdom, the NFL designed their league such that the worst team would draft first, and hopefully not be so pathetic the following year. The Rams draft first this year, and it's a virtual certainty that one week from today, they will have a new quarterback.

It could be Sam Bradford from Oklahoma. This is the likely selection should the Rams hold onto the #1 selection.

Bradford is probably the best quarterback in the draft, physically and intellectually, but he miised most of his senior season due to injury, and for that reason alone, is somewhat of a risk.



It could be Jimmy Clausen from Notre Dame. This is a possible scenario should the Rams do the smart thing and trade out of the #1 slot (which means a lot of money for one player!).

If Clausen were to be drafted by the Rams, I wonder if they'd also be interested in drafting Golden Tate, Clausen's favorite receiver?



It could be Colt McCoy from Texas, a very capable quarterback who may still be available in the early part of the second round.

The Rams are also desperate to upgrade at wide receiver and defense, and could use help everywhere else, too!

In a new format this year, the first round of the draft begins Thursday night. If you watch any of it, the first hour should be interesting.